Crossposted from the Motley Moose

Sen. Jim Inhofe (R-OK) "isn't sure which side (President Obama) is on" with his "un-American" speech in Cairo.

Listen, jackass, this is our overwhelmingly-elected President you are talking about being "un-American".  This is our Commander in Chief who you are openly wondering "which side he is on".  Protecting your precious political career is no excuse for personal and moral cowardice, when you accuse the President of treason you should put your damn money where you fat mouth is.

Crossposted from The Motley Moose

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness; it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity; it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness; it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair; we had everything before us, we had nothing before us; we were all going directly to Heaven, we were all going the other way.

Other than that, President Obama and Dick Cheney were in complete agreement in their speeches yesterday on torture and Guantanamo Bay.

Crossposted from the Motley Mouse

All of the world's banks have agreed to close their doors forever in response to the relentless logic of arguments put forth by peaceful mobs protesting the G-20 meetings in London, England today.

"It had never occurred to me that banks were evil until I saw a sign that read 'Banks Are EVIL!!!!!!' today." said Nigel Olson, CEO of The Royal Bank of England.  "It was being carried by a nice young gentleman with a stylish goatee and Birkenstocks who was waving it through one of our broken windows and shrieking something along the lines, I believe, of how he was being oppressed.  I had been busy working on a plan to rob quadraplegic old ladies of their pension funds and I just stopped and thought; 'Nigel, old man, this young lad may have a point."

Mr. Olson stated that he would be happy to answer further questions but had decided to nip off and commit suicide for his sins.

Crossposted from The Motley Moose

An interesting thing happened this past week.  After running into a flock of geese and losing power a US Airways Airbus A320 - flight 1549 - ditched in the Hudson River.  All 155 passengers and crew survived.

Last night, flight 1549 flew one last time.

What is most interesting about this incident is the positive impact the accident has had on the US population.

(Crossposted from The Motley Moose)

Al-Qaeda's #2, Ayman Zawahiri, released a video today blasting President Elect Obama and calling him "dishonorable" and refering to him with racial epithets.

Wait, I thought they would be dancing in the streets? (a sincere Fuck You, you miserable traitorous bastard, Congressman King).

Oh, and Rush Limbaugh - you sick anti-American slimeball - thanks for the mention that Obama looks like Ayman Zawahiri.

Wait, I thought that Al-Qaeda was praying for Obama win? (special trans-continental 'piss-off' to John Howard)  

And don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

When I first saw this I said "I hate giving kudos to FOX" - but that isn't true.  It's nice to see that their folks have some common decency.

Ralph?  Don't ever cross my path again.

(Crossposted at the Motley Moose)

Today, Barack Hussein Obama was elected as President of the United States.

Crossposted from the Motley Moose

John McCain passed through Tampa today, stopping at the 65,000 seat Raymond James stadium.

It was closed.

But wait!  There was a rally in a field across the street setup for him with an overflow area for the burgeoning crowds of Red State Floridians.  

The overflow area was empty.